I went to see "Amelie" last night. It is funny and very French. Last week I saw "In The Bedroom." I have found the greatest little theater, but I cannot say where it is because I have had people come to places I have mentioned. I need to either stop with the personal narrative or become much more obscure. Two peeps have even followed me to my new fake-name site...argh! But the real ones are scariest to me.

Scenario 1.

He said, “Anything a woman says to a man means one thing.”

“What do you mean?” she said.

“It’s all the same.”

“So if a woman says my car wouldn’t start this morning it means “I want to have sex with you.””

“Yes…anything…doesn’t matter.”